Clean Jokes



Water Landing

A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused. The stewardess then asked the captain to help. The captain...

Pakistani Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one. At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you...

Emergency Landing

A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused. The stewardess then asked the captain to help...

The Life of a Toothbrush

A Dentist was conducting a survey: How long do you use your Toothbrush...?
Indian: There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for brushing our teeth, then we use it for....

Don't Mess With Indians

American Interviewer: So what`s your email ID ?
Indian Candidate: Sir, iamanindian@gmail.com
American Interviewer: And password ?
Indian: 12345678

Incredible India!

Three friends, one Indian, one British, one Saudi Arabian were talking over dinner... British: Why India is called Incredible India??
Indian: I can explain.... What you would do if a newly constructed bridge breaks...

Being Multilingual

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen...

British Hospitality

Imran, a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon siesta and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping...

The Brave Patient

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction but first enquired about the cost. Dentist said Rs 1200, the Sindhi thought that was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said...

Hoya! Hoya!

A politician gives a stump speech in an Indian reservation, trying to garner the Native American ballot. "If elected, I promise better education for Native Americans," he says. The crowd goes wild, calling out...