Divine Right!
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter...
Snow in Jamaica
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can`t tell you," the black man says...
Horny Bull
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few day later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top. One bull was already very horny. Other bulls told him there is one consultant...
Pappu Got Expelled From School
Pappu: Papa, Aap Ko School Mein Teacher Ne Bulaya Hai.
Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?
Pappu: Maths Teacher Ne Poocha 7*9 Kitna Hota Hai. Maine Bola 63. Phir Teacher Ne Poocha...
Screwed Up!
Santa visited a 5-Star hotel in Paris. As he sat there at the bar, enjoying his Black Label, a devastatingly hot French girl in a red dress came to him and said something in French, which he wasn`t able to understand...
Stop Screwing My Wife!
Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, "Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?"
Geno replies, "Hell no, I would never...
When The Fly Goes Down...
There is a fish in a lake watching a fly 3 inches above the water. The fish thinks if that fly goes down three inches I`ll get it. Meanwhile on the bank a bear is watching the fish and the fly and thinks...
Die-Hard Golfers
Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead. Arriving at those pearly gates...
The Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole...
