Mature Jokes

A bloke went to his mate`s fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back.
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I`m a snail...

Pappu Phone Pe: Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?
Constable: Police Station.
Pappu: Haath Mein Kya Hai?
Constable: Danda Hai, Kyun?
Pappu: Apne Peeche Le Lo Isko...

Ek School Mein Madam Ne Bachchon Se Kaha: Aaj Kuch Mazedaar Paheliyan Puchti Hun, Jara Sochkar Jawab Dena.
Bachche: Ji Madam.
Madam: Aisa Kaun Sa Paan Hai Jisko....

A young man goes to his doctor with a personal problem. He pulls down his pants and displays a rather long and large penis.
"So, what`s the problem?" the doctor asks.
"I can`t get beyond a first date...

An airline`s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced

One man comes home from work and can`t find his wife. He is looking for her all over town, calls all her friends, publishes her picture in the paper, but in vain. After two days of searching he returns home and finds...

Moanin` Mike is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life. Moanin` says, "I have great sex with my wife. She`s very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and most of it...

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
"So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs...

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand. There, the beautiful nurses are allegedly...

Bihar Ke Is Gaon Mein Cinema Hall Waale Aaj Bhi Film Ka Prachaar Rikshaw Mein Loudspeaker Laga Ke Karte Hain. Ek Din Ek Nayi Film Aayi Aur Uska Announcemnt Kuch Is Tarah Se Ho Raha Tha...