Mature Jokes

Ek din ek lady tota kharidne gayi?
Lady: Iski kya khasiyat hai?
Dukandar: Ye bolta hai.
Lady ne Tote se pucha: Main kaisi....

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car`s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman`s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one`s...

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER...

Examination hall hi ek aisi jagah hai, jahan aap ladkiyon ko kuch bhi keh do wo bura nahin manegi, jaise...

1. Kuch to dikha de yaar...

How do you know if you`re in love, in lust, or really married? For those of you who have any questions, or misplaced envy, this should clear it up:

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room...

I woke up this morning and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in...

A woman whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart...

1. If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman`s upper body...

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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what`s Sex?"
"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I`m not going to let...