Mature Jokes

I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must...

Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers. Since no place available, they sat on each boy`s lap. After 5 minutes...
Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer...

A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband...

Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled...

Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he`s on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
"Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly...

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team`s performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favoured...

The limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you...

All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her...

This NRI Gujarati guy from Halifax in Canada gets married back home to a beautiful, voluptuous, village belle from Navsari, the best of the lot in the whole of Gujarat...