Sausage Trick!
Duncan & Murphy wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them. Murphy had an idea. He bought a large sausage. They went into a pub and ordered...
Are You Coming?
Little Johnny walked into class sporting a black eye. The teacher was concerned and asked, "How did you get that?"
Little Johnny explained, "Our house is very small. Me, my mum and...
Male Escort Services
A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she`d seen advertising regarding male escort services and sensual massages...
Agreement Before Sex
Due to the current and often false allegations of women against men, please find enclosed herewith a copy of `Agreement Before SEX` for your safe sex ride and to avoid rape charges thereafter...
If Agony Aunts Were Men
Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing...
Blowjob Etiquettes for Women
1. First of all, yes you`re obligated to do it. If you don`t, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is...
An 'Impossible' Task
Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Tha Aur Dinner Ke Baad Apni Nayi Naveli Biwi Ke Saath Mauj Masti Karne Laga. Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Hua Hi Tha Ke Uske Kamre Mein EK Bhoot Aa Gaya...
Blowjob Etiquettes!
Blowjob Etiquettes for Men - Kindly written by a woman
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful...
My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter...
Getting Crabs
A man picks up a hooker and takes her back to his place. She informs him that her services will cost him a grand total of $5. The man gladly hands over the money and they...
