My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter...
Getting Crabs
A man picks up a hooker and takes her back to his place. She informs him that her services will cost him a grand total of $5. The man gladly hands over the money and they...
Swarg Mein Narak...
Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega!
Aadmi: Woh kaise...
A Necrophilic Husband
A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I`ve never heard...
Coming Out of the Closet
I have always been embarrassed about my funny shaped penis and it has always affected my love life so much so, I went to see a therapist about it. At the end of the session...
Partying, Russian Style
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says...
Slept like a Rabbit!!!
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that`s a little ways away. When they get there...
A Blonde's Cooking Diary!
Dear Diary,
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said...
Women ROCK!!!
He said to me: I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him: You wear pants, don`t you...
