Two Trees and a Woodpecker!
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to...
Removing Penises...
Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it," asks one of the guys...
The Pretzel Hold
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler`s trainer came to him and said...
Stammerers Action Group
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success...
Getting Stronger!
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40...
Damaged Scrotum
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said...
No Fuck, No Ride!!!
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up...
Pleasure is a Mental State!
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many...
Making Fun of Baldness!
A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn`t resist making fun of his baldness...
Smart Thief!
Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.
Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?
Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya....
