The Stranger!
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell...
Bhagwan Ka Doot!
Bhagwan ne apne ek doot ko 3 questions ka answer dhoondne ke liye India bheja.
1. Sabse Strong Kya Hai ?
2. Sabse Kamzor kya hai?
3. Aur...
Angels Singing!!!
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost...
Really Big!!!
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new city outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him...
Introducing Yourself
Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi. Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye. Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein...
BOYS Vs GIRLS
Girl: Yaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boy: Yaha Kya Gaand mara Raha Hai?
Girl: Maine Aap Ko Kya Kkaha?
< Boy: Abey Maine Kaunsi Teri...
Community Chest!
A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary. The miser overbearing rich husband rejected...
Vulgar but Funny
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you...
Selling Term Plan!
Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Aapke bachche jab bade ho jayenge toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
Banta: Agar bachche na ho toh...
Smoking in the Rain
Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking...
