Mature Jokes

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn`t resist making fun of his baldness...

Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.
Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?
Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya....

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell...

Bhagwan ne apne ek doot ko 3 questions ka answer dhoondne ke liye India bheja.
1. Sabse Strong Kya Hai ?
2. Sabse Kamzor kya hai?
3. Aur...

The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost...

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new city outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him...

Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi. Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye. Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein...

Girl: Yaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boy: Yaha Kya Gaand mara Raha Hai?
Girl: Maine Aap Ko Kya Kkaha?
< Boy: Abey Maine Kaunsi Teri...

A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary. The miser overbearing rich husband rejected...

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you...