Selling Term Plan!
Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Aapke bachche jab bade ho jayenge toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
Banta: Agar bachche na ho toh...
Smoking in the Rain
Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking...
Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest...
Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy...
It's Snack Time
Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie...
A Complaint of Rape...
Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape...
Investment Risk !
Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time...
Don't Mess with Banta
Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....
My Neil Armstrong
Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.
Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali...
Rash Driving
Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab....
BREAST-ABREAST !
(o) (o) - Perfect breasts.
(+) (+) - Fake silicon breasts.
(*)(*) - High nipple breasts.
(@)(@) - Big nipple breasts...
