Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest...
Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy...
It's Snack Time
Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie...
A Complaint of Rape...
Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape...
Investment Risk !
Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time...
Don't Mess with Banta
Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....
My Neil Armstrong
Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.
Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali...
Rash Driving
Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab....
BREAST-ABREAST !
(o) (o) - Perfect breasts.
(+) (+) - Fake silicon breasts.
(*)(*) - High nipple breasts.
(@)(@) - Big nipple breasts...
Golf Balls!!!
The mistress of an English Tudor country house had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight...
MAstram ka Mast Idea!!!
Mastram ke paas bhainso ka tebaela hota hai, usko apni ek bhains hari (pregnant) karwani hoti hai, lekin uske paas male bhains nahi hoti, isliye woh paas mein ek...
