Mature Jokes

A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you`ve overdone...

Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy...

Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: "Aapke pass 12 inch ke condoms hai?"
Shopkeeper: "Haan ji, bilkul hai. boliye kitne de dun?"

Ladki: "Arey nahin, nahin... Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.

Shopkeeper: "Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?

Ladki: "Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena."

A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of...

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a Penis is 3 times the length of the...

Santa apni ek bhains ko pregnant karaane ke liye truck mein dall kar apne ek dost ke bhainse ke pass le geya.
Kaam hone par Santa: Yar, mujhe kaise pata chalega ki ye pregnant...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response...

A young couple is on their honeymoon.
After start having great sex, he says, "Now you won`t see me for a while...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don`t sell more cars this month, I`m going to lose my...

In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most unfortunately, he was...