Mature Jokes

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over...

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English...

A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours...

Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their...

A newly married couple kept having sex. They became weak but didn`t stop. They consulted a doctor.
Doctor said, "Have sex only on those days which have...

A church deacon learned there was a nudist colony in his parish and decided he should visit the place to let the nudists know they`d be welcomed at the church, properly dressed...

An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical...

Four worms were put into Four separate jars.
The 1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The 2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke...

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hain...

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him...