Mature Jokes

A husband and a wife decide that they each want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club, so they meet the pro and head to the driving range where he offers to give them some tips...

Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and...

A woman in her fifties went to see a plastic surgeon.

"What can you do for me?" she asked...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally...

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again....

A journalist goes to Russia for documentary. In a little village he sees an old man and asks him, "Can you tell me your most beautiful memory in this village...

Two lovers who were interested in spiritualism and reincarnation promised that if either died, the survivor would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after...

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days...

A bride stepped out of the shower on her wedding night wrapped in a robe. Her husband said, "You don`t have to be shy now - we`re married."
So she took off her robe to reveal...

Jack participated in a competition for writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that the story must have four ingredients i.e. religion, sex, suspense and...