Who Leads a Better Life?
Mr. Patel was living next to a British in London. Once they had an argument over `Who leads a better life."
British: We have a big house.
Mr. Patel: I have a house next...
6-inch Putt
A couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make...
What Does Yours Say?
A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his penis. So when he's hard it says Wendy, but when it's soft it just says...
The Old Lady & Her Hat
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said...
Chinese Hotel Brochure
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly...
After Surgery Attention
A Texan guy bought a round of drinks after announcing that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds."
Gasps of admiration echoed...
Zip Code
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt...
The Most Venomous Snake!
NAME: Expecteria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly...
How to have Sex
A man walked up to a farmer`s house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer`s wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex...
Sharing a Bed
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel...
