Mature Jokes

A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma`am. My name`s Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah`m from Dallas, Texas. Ah`m 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah`m white from...

A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts...

Tony sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Tony is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head...

Medical College Professor to a Girl Student: Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size?
Girl Student: Sir I can`t answer this question, it`s too embarassing...

Returning from a lengthy trip away, Banta had very romantic hopes for his first night home. Sharing his hopes with his wife, she replied, "I`m sorry dear. I have...

Santa comes home one night, and his wife, Jeeto, throws her arms around his neck, "I have great news, I`m a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me...

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here...

Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband.
Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain...

Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.

The driver wasn`t too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer.

Meanwhile, the lovers couldn`t wait and got down to it on the back seat.

Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"

"No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one`s all mine."

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say...