Fucking Contract!
The parties hereto, the Fucker and the Fuckee, hereby agree to and accept the following terms.
1. The Fucker shall have the right to the minimum of one fuck in the position...
Don't Swallow!
A blonde completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to...
Guess Who?
A preacher decided to call on a member of his church one Friday night, but arrived to find a party in full swing. On entering the house, he saw a circle of naked men with...
The Starter Pistol
Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How`s your sex life buddy...
Women are the best vehicles!
Women are the best vehicles in the world because:
2 beautiful headlights in the front...
Decent Pappu!
Pappu was dating with his new girlfriend in hotel room.
Girl Friend: `I demand good manners...
Female Precoitial Agreement
I, the undersigned, agree that:
1. In the highly unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you`ve drunkenly rolled on top of me, as is entirely normal and in accordance with the natural order of things...
Large and Constant Erection!
A guy walked into the doctor`s surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked....
Doggy style!
A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains.
"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your...
The devoted wife
Joe returned from a doctor`s visit and told his wife Jane that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him...
