Gruesome Scot
A Scottish man was taking a stroll down a country lane, where he meets up with a curious lady. She walks up to him and says, "They tell me that you people don`t wear...
Got Milk?
A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby."
After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished....
What Size?
Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the local drugstore.
"What size?" asked the blonde, pharmacist`s assistant, sweetly.
When he admitted he wasn`t sure of his size, the blonde...
The Mating Tie!
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbor`s dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinster`s own dog was a bitch that was on `heat`...
Come to me!
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Mary sprays it on her wrist and smells it...
Rodeo Position!
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best...
Reasons why men are better then 'Vibrators'
1. Vibrators cannot buy you expensive gifts.
2. Vibrators cannot take you out to Foriegn Vacations.
3. Vibrators cannot compliment...
Don't Wank!!!
There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet...
Partner Swapping!
Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine and fairly predictable, don`t you ever get tired of your wife...
Posing Nude!
David went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I`m really worried about my wife. Yesterday she posed nude for a picture....
