Men are like...
1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm...
Pinkie Wiggles!
Little Johnny had to walk by a whorehouse on his way to school everyday.
A prostitute always sat outside and called out, "Hi, Little Johnny!" (while wiggling her pinkie...
I'm Not a Virgin!
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I`m...
Types of Sex!
Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage; you`ll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, in the kitchen...
Biggest Box!
A lady was laying on the doctor`s table, waiting for her annual pap test. The doctor came in, and as he was preparing himself, she mentioned that she had 6 kids...
Nudist Club Novice
A guy applied to join a nudist club.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
It`s quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and...
Condom Company Recruitment
A large multi-million-dollar company placed an ad in "PERSONNEL WANTED":
Multi-million-dollar CONDOM company looking for CEO, Executives, Managers, Sales Rrepresentatives...
Britis Royalty!
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night...
A Surprise Quickie
Santa comes home from work early one day. He walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high...
