Honeymoon Couple!
A honeymoon couple returned home barely on speaking terms.
The best man asked the groom what the problem...
Sex With a Gorilla!
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery...
Types of Orgasm!
There Are At Least eight types of orgasm for a woman.
1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes...
Translating Women's English!
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No...
Who needs a partner?
Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom...
The Difference Between Women with Small or Large Breasts
Women witt big breasts...
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...have a neat place to carry...
Flavored Condoms!
A chap comes home with some multi-flavored condoms to spice up the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and announces it to his missus, who becomes immediately excited...
Well Hung!
A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade, sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As he chilled out, his wife struggled with a manual...
Dating Tips!
A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates...
Horny Young Man
A horny young man went to a brothel. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.
"On the first floor...
