Mature Jokes

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce...

A young guy walks into a bar and orders 10 brandies, the barman lines them up and knocks them all back one after the other.
Wow says barman what you celebrating...

A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she'd seen advertising male escort services and sensual massages. She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to...

The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS.
"What can I do, doc?" he said...

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a...

It happened on the corner of Broadway and 47th Street. The girl leaned against the building, running her fingers through her bleached hair and smiling more than casually at the male passers-by...

Women with Big Boobs...
Can get a taxi on the worst days.
Have men give them the best seats on a bus...

How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders...