Is Semen Sweet?
The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand. "Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
"Correct," responded the professor, adding more...
Three Italian Nuns
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says...
Dating an Intellectual
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba`s last date. "You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type...
On-Board Facilities
A Priest was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him...
The Empty Store
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store`s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart...
Prescription For A Good Marriage
Travis had been rather upbeat lately. "What gives?" asked Jim.
"Just loving life, Jim. Loving life," he replied.
"Health, togetherness, motivated children...
Who's Horny?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don`t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we`ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before...
Wife's Birthday
Two guys were talking at the bar. One said, "I didn't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything and what she doesn't have she buys for herself. I asked a friend what to give her and...
That's a Penis?
A newlywed couple gets back from their honeymoon and the husband decides that he wants to watch the video of their first night as husband and wife. He plays the tape and hears his wife say...
The First Dance
At an Irish wedding, everyone got drunk. The bride`s and groom`s families wrecked the reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week, both families were in court...
