System Error
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and Don't move.
Husband, "Who is this...
Shaking off!
Santa and Bantan were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...
A Necrophilic Husband
A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing...
A fire alarm costume
A couple was going to a Halloween party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party...
Toilet Scribble
Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking his head.
"What's the matter?" inquired the bartender.
"While I was in the bathroom...
Hosting an orgy!
A man answers the door after he hears a knock. It is his next door neighbor holding a notebook. "Want to participate in an orgy?" he asked.
"Who is going to be there...
The Lord's message
Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter...
Risque Purchase
A man walks into a store. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size...
Suspecting wife's fidelity
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.
"Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions...
Polish-American club
Three guys were deciding where to go drinking tonight. The first, an Italian, said, "Let's go the the Italian-American Club. I heard that if you buy one...
