Mature Jokes

Old Mrs. Moskowitz, who was ailing, was persuaded to visit a gynecologist for the first time in her life.
The efficient young doctor soothed her, helped her onto the table...

Three guys are arguing about whose wife is more stupid.
First guy says, "My wife, she just went and brought a $10,000 dress and she 8 sizes too big for it...

This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled, and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached...

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed...

"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.
"What's the bad news?" asks the patient.
"The bad news is that unfortunately you've only...

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and...

Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together.

The man turns to the woman and says, "I've got a hypothetical question for you miss...

A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
"I am going to do a word association test.....

One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts...

The young secretary was describing her evening's exploits to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused. I told him...