Mature Jokes

The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Smith, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated...

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who shouts out...

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady...

The young female golf student had just finished private lessons with the club pro when he suggested she go out on the course and play nine holes on her own and...

One night Banta was getting very drunk in a pub.
He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door...

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husbandto describe her.
He looked at her for a while... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K..

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time...

A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his...

An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place. He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl...

A High School teacher was giving her class a difficult assignment. She stressed the importance of this particular assignment. She said that no excuses would be accepted, unless there...