Mature Jokes

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat.
"I'll have some f*ckin'...

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small...

Hitler conquering another village while WW2 and he decided to give a chance for every woman in this village to save their families. He made all men to stand naked...

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers...

A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to...

A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid getting pregnant...

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.
"This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her...

A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovely young blondes sitting down. He tells the bartender, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink...

There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon, but couldn't because of their wives objections. So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course...

This woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes my nipples get hard."
Shocked, the doctor took a...