Down The Toilet
A young couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the...
Sexual Needs
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this...
Preacher`s Salary
The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave...
Shoo The Crows
In a small country church, the preacher was at the pulpit addressing the congregation, saying, "We gotta little problem in da church, we's got crows in the steeple. Every time I tries to do...
Attitude Problems
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants...
Multiple Twins
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages...
Snow Bank
One winter day, Adam's neighbor Joe, came up to Adam's door and started pounding on it with a great deal of anger. Adam came to the door to see a red faced...
Emergency Flashers
A blonde is driving on the Interstate when her car breaks down. Easing it over onto the shoulder of the road, she carefully steps out of the car and opens the...
Extraordinary Bull
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, to watch the auctioning of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces...
