Mature Jokes

There was this couple who were running late preparing for the big party, and it just so happened that the husband had on a pair of trousers that had a buttoned fly...

A French actress, returning from a visit to the United States, brought back a superb mink coat. "How beautiful," remarked an envious script girl at the studio...

A dude named Henry really hates fags. Anyway, he moves into a new neighborhood and decides to go check out the bars. As he strolls along, he keeps seeing signs with...

There was a lady who was in bed with her lover one day, when she hears a noise and realizes that her husband is home early from work. She has no idea what to do with her lover so she...

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle...

After her game of golf a lady player offered her caddy a ride into town. The caddy thankfully accepted, and when they arrived at her house he carried her...

Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking...

A couple felt that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, so they went to see a sex therapist. After listening to their complaints, the therapist suggested...

A man asked that the blonde painter, paint him in the nude. "Oh no!" replied the talented artist. "I'm sorry, but I don't do that sort of thing...

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand...