Mature Jokes

Little Johnny has just been to a Father & Son Night to learn all about the birds and the bees, but there are a few points that he's not quite clear on. He asks his dad what a vagina...

A trucker goes into the truck stop restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken noodle soup. After eating a little bit of it he finds a hair in it. He starts yelling and cussing, then...

A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovley young blond women sitting down. He tells the bartender, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink...

Two gay lovers were talking. The first one says, "I think you left some- thing in my honey hole last night" The second one says, "I don't see how thats possible, but...

This guy goes into a bar, sits down, and orders 12 Scotch & Sodas. Not believing his ears, the Bartender says "Did you say 12 Scotch & Sodas?"...

There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps...

Preeto, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Banta and there's no telling where he last had his pecker...

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do...

After dinner and a movie, Joe drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her...

Sadie had been widowed for a few years and very lonely, and finally consented to going out on a date with Smith, the gentleman her daughter fixed her up with...