Mature Jokes

One sunny afternoon, Banta was out in the woods hunting and came upon a nude girl tied to a tree. He asked her what had happened. She explained how a couple of men had tied her up and...

A blonde, Lucy, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally...

An old man, Mr. Smith, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Nancy asked if there was anything wrong...

Banta is between the sheets with this woman when he hears the garage door open. "It's my husband," the woman says. "Here start ironing these." tossing him a...

After having died and gone to Hell, Joe is sitting on a rock, depressed. The Devil is passing by, sees Joe, and asks "Why are you so depressed?"
Joe's reply is, "Look, I died...

A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Nancy was unlucky and went up to the room with him...

Joe was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac....

Since Jeeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Santa has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate...

Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later...

A lady selling women's cosmetics starts her day bright and early. She comes to a home at 7 a.m. and knocks on the door. A man answers the door wearing just...