Screams of Passion!!!
An American, a Englishman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion. The American said, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest body oil money can buy, then we made passionate love...
Best Blow Job
A groom passed down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar. The best man noticed that the groom had the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man asked, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married...
The First Night
A young couple married, and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. when they get in the morning, the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel...
A Forgetful Fresher
Anyone who`s ever been to a "teaching hospital" knows to expect a group of students to descend upon them at any time. At one such hospital, in the recovery room, a bunch of students gathered around a beautiful blonde...
The Wife Wanted a Quickie!
My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since I was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending...
Delayed Ejaculation
A ninety-year-old man stopped in his favorite bar, sat at the end, and ordered a drink. He noticed a svelte seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar, and told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink...
Little Johnny's Big Answer
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad`s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but...
The Hungover Lineman
The telephone lineman had been out drinking the night before, and the next day he went to work not feeling too good. He climbed to the top of the first pole and as he took his pliers out to repair the wire...
Alcohol and Sex
Joe went to a party the other night and was having a real blast. After he`d been there a few hours, and more than just several drinks, he noticed this fabulous blonde standing over to the side. She was in her early to mid...
Gay Buffet
Once upon a time there was a 90-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband`s fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man...
