Mature Jokes

A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don`t you ever let him...

Sales Guy was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife.
Sales Guy: So it's between the 32 and the 34 inch TV, right?
Husband: Yes, but I don't understand the difference...

A mom of an 8-year-old boy was awaiting her son`s arrival from school. As he ran in, he said he needed to talk to her about making babies. He claimed he knew about the development of a fetus...

The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster...

A Survey Conducted Among Women Gave The Below Results. "A" Were The Answers Given By Un-Married Women And "B" Are The Answers Given By Married Women.
Q: What Is The One Thing That Pierces A Woman Hard, When She Hugs A Man?
A. PENIS. B. Unshaved Facial Hair...

I Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, so I asked him if he`d been cleaned out at the casinos. "It`s worse than that," he said, "I blew almost all my dough at the casinos and then...

Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary`s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out...

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck...

Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...

A woman went to a plastic surgeon because she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having expensive implant surgery or wearing a special bra. The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms...