Mature Jokes

A man and wife were playing in their club`s annual "Guys and Dolls" tournament. The man was not happy about having to play, but his wife insisted. On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit...

A man gets his fiance, Wendy`s name tattooed on his penis.

So when he`s hard it says "Wendy," but when...

Even if you are pleased with your equipment, it is important to keep it hidden. Otherwise, you can get hurt in more ways than one...

The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce from that jerk over there."
The judge said, "Why do you want the divorce?"
"Because he`s a terrible lover...

Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Man Se, Lagbhag Rote Hue Banta Se Bola: O Yaar Banta, Aaj Mera Dila Bada Hi Udaas Hai. Banta: Kya Hua Yaar, Bata Toh Sahi... Aur Vaise Bhi Kehne Se Dukh Kuch Halka Ho Jaata Hai...

Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
Ye Dekha Ke Santa Bada Impress Hua Aur Apni Pant Pe Likh Diya: Kurkure - Teda Hai Par Mera Hai...

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hain. Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai....

A traveling salesman was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage nearby so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander...

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing," the kid asked.
"Well, you wanted a brother, so we`re making you one."
The next day, the father walks outside and sees...

This guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him. The married guy replied, "great except for one problem, our sex life...