115 Year Old Sex Machine
An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl...
The Actress & Her Agent
The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred pounds a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn`t dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her...
Jignesh Ki Kahani
Jignesh Ka Janam 7 July 1977 Ko Subah 7 Baje Hua. Vo 7 Hi Bhai Bahan The, Aur Makaan Ka Number Bhi Unka 7 Hi Tha. Class Me Bhi Hamesha Vo Saatvein Number Par Hi Aata Tha, Usne Bahut Mehnat Kar Ke 7 Ghar Banaye,...
Sex Education!
Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school today?"
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse...
Who Came First, Adam or Eve?
There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible...
Sexual Exhaustion!
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse....
Tharki Tote!
Ek Aurat Ke Pass Ek Maina Thi, Par Vo Bahut Galiya Diya Karti Thi. Duniya Bhar Ki Har Gali Use Aati Thi, Aur Ghar Aaye Har Mehman Ko Vo Galiya Deti Thhi. Aurat Bechari Badi Pareshan Rahti Thi. Ek Din Usne Mohalle Mein Ek Maulvi...
Men's Thoughts During Love Making
During Kissing/Light Petting - What he hopes she`s thinking: "Oh, I can`t resist: I`m powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he`s afraid she`s thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww...
Greek vs Italian
A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum...
Play Swords!
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying, "I know, let`s play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other. "How?...
