Mature Jokes



My First Condom

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind...

First Gynecological Checkup

At her daughter's urging, Mrs. Ginsberg, age 75, went to see a gynecologist for the first time in her life. She answered the nurse's questions...

The Intern

A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he will be working in. He walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating...

Hermaphrodite Baby

Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside, and said, "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

Highly-Skilled Gynaecologist

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands...

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to...

Miniscule Erection

A young man told his doctor that he was very embarrassed about the size of this penis and that potential sexual partners laughed at him. On examination, the willie certainly was...

Lost Glass Eye

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye...

Sex Frequency

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly...

Great Dentist

A man and a woman met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to her place for a drink. A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and...