Mature Jokes



Breast enlargement

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.
He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your...

Minor Surgery!

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley...

Am I Pregnant?

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see an "upturn."
"I think you mean the intern, don't you...

Anal Suppository

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small...

A Young Lesbian

A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to...

Nymphomaniac Wife

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.
"This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her...

Hardening nipples!!!

This woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes my nipples get hard."
Shocked, the doctor took a...

How condoms are made?

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked...

Antidote for Viagra

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore.
She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels...

Hot Urologist Doctor

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female...