Rectum Deodorant !
Santa walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to Santa that they don`t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, Santa assures the pharmacist that he has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like...
Scoreboard ?
Banta and Mrs Banta`s friend Santa is visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since Bantas` have no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning.
'Nonsense,' says Banta`s wife, Preeto. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for...
Breast feeding
A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. Dr. Santa examined the baby and then asked the woman, 'Is he breast fed or bottle fed?'
'Breast fed,' replied the woman.
'Strip down to your waist,' Dr. Santa ordered.
The woman did as she was told and Santa examined her...
Get the bag
Banta starts a new job, and the boss says, 'If you marry my daughter, I`ll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million rupee annual salary.'
Banta says, 'What`s wrong with her?'
The boss shows him a picture, and she`s hideous. The boss says, 'It`s only fair to tell you, she`s not only...
Gas Grill
Banta and Preeto had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As Preeto was bending over pulling weeds, Banta said, 'Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now.'
Banta, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick...
Confusion !
Banta walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said 'Win this...free beer for LIFE!'
Banta walked up to the bartender and asked 'How do I win this golden mug?'
The bartender replied, 'See that drunken man over there? Knock him out in one punch. See that lion? He has a toothache but...
One hole behind !!
Santa was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said 'Can you please help me. I don`t know what hole I`m on.'
She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I`m on 7; you`re on 6.'
Santa thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine, he got...
Unfaithful ?
Banta and Preeto are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
Banta says to Preeto, 'I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?'
Preeto replies, 'Oh dear, why would you ask such a question now?''I really want to know. Please...'
'Well, all right. Yes, 3 times...'
'Three ?...
Rehearsal !!
Newly married Santa, was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy, Banta, at lunch, 'Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o`clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves...
Feels good
Banta to his wife, Preeto, 'Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are my favorite colors. Anyway, it`s not a big deal but it feels good.'
The next day when Banta come home Preeto asks...
