Dennis the drunk was broke as usual, but needed a drink. He knew the barman to be a sporting fellow, so he offered him a bet. "I`ll bet you the price of a pint of beer that my prick is longer than...
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat...
The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him. And he`s right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription...
A woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem, she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard."
Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath...
The other afternoon a group of us stopped by a bar after work. While we all enjoyed ourselves, David was sitting at the bar morosely staring at his untouched beer. I walked over to him and...
There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It`s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I`m not going to die a virgin... I`m going out and I`m not coming home `til I`ve been laid...
A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs....
"Y`all got any american razor blades in here?" The Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinson."
"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing...
There`s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief resident is showing him around...
Two fellows from the deep South were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If`n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and have sex with...