Crumpled up $50K

A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars crumpled up?" She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse... and slowly reached down into the cleavage created

How Beavers Do It

A glamorous actress, whose best days were behind her, began finding herself without male companionship several evenings a week. To help pass the time--and perhaps catch a live one - she decided to attend one...

My Wife Stinks

The Russian couple`s sex life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow`s first sex store opened up across the street. "Olga, why don`t you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant...

Keep Off The Grass

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined...

You Bet Your Life

Groucho Marx supposedly got the hook while hosting a live broadcast of his famous TV quiz show, You Bet Your Life. As this micro-legend has it, Groucho was small-talking with a female contestant when the...

Good News

A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have ...

Fuck 'em All

One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation and stated, "Last week, I slept with a young soldier who picked me up...

Arrogant Preppy Son

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart...

Time for the Pearls

The newlyweds undressed and got into bed. "Sweetheart," asked the new wife. "Could you please hand me that jar of Vaseline over there?"
"Baby, you aren`t going to need any Vaseline...

Trophy Wife

It`s 3am, and a man is driving his brand new BMW M3 down the N1 at 240km/h. He`s two minutes away from home when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. There` s no one else in the area...