The Magic Desk
Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "That desk is going for...
Can I Smell Your Pussy?
A gorgeousl, size 10 blonde from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel. She changed into her skimpy thong bikini, put on a fashionable beach shirt...
Do You Have A Vagina?
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina...
Holiday Feast
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and...
Right in The Groove
A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the hippy says, "Yeah, a cheeseburger not too well done, not to rare, but right...
Coronavirus - Under Lockdown in a Whorehouse
119 People Quarantined In A Brothel In Spain. Of all the places to be quarantined, a brothel in Valencia, Spain, might not be the worst. You`ve got booze, you`ve likely got a small buffet...
Crumpled up $50K
A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars crumpled up?" She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse... and slowly reached down into the cleavage created
How Beavers Do It
A glamorous actress, whose best days were behind her, began finding herself without male companionship several evenings a week. To help pass the time--and perhaps catch a live one - she decided to attend one...
My Wife Stinks
The Russian couple`s sex life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow`s first sex store opened up across the street. "Olga, why don`t you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant...
