Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three. The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid, ey, barmaid. Bring me a...
A young journalism graduate from Cheshire had gone to work for the Liverpool Echo. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote area...
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck....
A boy walks up to his dad and ask him, "Dad what is that thing between a girls legs that has hair on it?"
His dad said, "Well son that is called a vagina."
His son thought about that for a minute and then...
Joining a new company, Dave had to take a physical with the company doctor. All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that Dave had the smallest penis he`d ever seen....
Tom was in Las Vegas gambling and having a run of bad luck. He lost all his money and was now waiting for his bank to wire him some more. He was on his way up to his hotel room when he meets a beautiful hooker...
A guy goes for a Job in a Timber Wholesalers, The interviewer asks him what experience he has, to which he replies, "I`ve been in the trade for so long, I can identify any wood just by it`s smell..
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F...
Pierre, Marie, and their six children lived in a log cabin on the edge of a lake in northern Quebec. One day, Pierre decided he had had enough and set out across the lake in his canoe. Seeing this, Marie hollered out...
A door to door salesman is making his rounds through the neighborhood and knocks on the next house on his list. A little boy answers the door and the salesman says, "Hi, is your mother in...