The Sex Trap
"First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks...
Compensation For Willy
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won`t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway...
Slip of The Tongue
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties...
First Come, First Served
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She yells, "What the hell do you guys...
The Persistent Erection
A guy walked into the doctor`s office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I`ll need the information for the doctor...
Conceiving Issues?
Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way...
Financial Crunch
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There`s no way we can afford it...
Running or Fucking?
Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking...
Occupational Hazard
Three men are on a road trip when they pull over to stay at a hotel that they see. They go in and see the lady who apparently runs the joint and they ask her for a vacant room. She replied, "Sure, but only if you...
The Midnight Surprise
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until...
