You have always been my best friend, holding my hand, making sure the road I travelled on free of obstacles. There cannot be a better brother than you in this whole world.
Wishing you the best in life always. Happy Raksha Bandhan!
This holy thread you tie on my wrist will strengthen our bond more and fills my heart with more love for you. You are the best sis in the world!
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
The festival of Raksha Bandhan is to cherish the beautiful memories and strengthen the bond we share. Thinking of you and sending you my warm wishes on this special day.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
Be strong!
Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.
Good Morning!
Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
Jeeto: Twelve years!
My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
Whenever my wife uses the phrase "I was thinking."
That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something!
Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:
(1) Smoke detector
(2) Police siren
(3) Silent glare from wife
Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!