I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.
`Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?"
No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!
People are in our life for a reason, season or lifetime.
The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category!
हे स्व! सत्य का अभ्यास करो, और और कुछ भी नहीं बस सत्य का!
There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither one works!
How do the lawyers lie?
First they lie on the one side and then on the other side!
Carpets are dangerous. My wife tripped over it and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.
Okay, I laughed when she fell, but still!
Me, 10 years ago: I can eat whatever I want.
Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg!
For our anniversary dinner, my wife gave me the freedom to choose whichever restaurant she wants me to choose!
She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
He: Chingummm!
