Life is a journey with problems to solve and lessons to learn but most of all, experience to enjoy!
Universal truth:
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
Husbands worry about the things wives remember!
It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted!
To all of those planning to quickly travel before the third wave sets in.
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Bro, you are the third wave!
My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.
She has a lot of issues!
Dhoom 1 - John Abraham acted and got separated from Bipasha Basu.
Dhoom 2 - Hrithik Roshan acted and got separated from Suzzane.
Dhoom 3 - Aamir khan acted and got separated from Kiran.
Now, who will want to act in Dhoom 4?
It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are!
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor says it's terminal!
Life is too short to be serious all the time.
So. if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll empty the seas by 2050 and we'll all die.
You should teach a man to cook lentils!
