This joke is logically consistent:
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
Jeeto: He is not acting!
The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.
Now I'm not allowed to go near her!
Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
Did you know?
The furniture in the Kung Fu movies breaks so easily not because of the good martial artists in China, it's because the furniture is Made in China!
In this hi-tech era, we can transmit information from Mars but my cellular network doesn't even reach my bedroom!
Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society?
I am at that point where I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just jeopardizing my future!
All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating vegetables.
Staying home.
Having a nap.
Going to bed early!
