Your responsibility, guidance, and protection kept us united, made us strong, and taught us to stand tall above all.
Happy Father's Day to you!
Life is not a fairy tale, still you raised me like a princess. You are the true king of my heart. I love you so much.
Happy Father's Day, dear dad!
Yoga is like music.
The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life.
Happy International Yoga Day!
Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?
Candidate: 40 Years
Interviewer: What's your age?
Candidate: 30 Years
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?
Candidate: Overtime!
For the James Bond fans:
James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?
Son: 95%... 38.95%...
What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat!
Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
I don't trust parents who don't cuss.
There's no way you can have kids and not swear!
Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you.
Me: When is that, next year?
I hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot!
