If you see someone wearing a $20,000 watch, it's hard to know if they're really good with money or really bad with money!
Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to "find" it. It's just there!
My girlfriend complains a lot that I don't smile anymore.
Well, she's the one who wanted a serious relationship!
Saw an old man dancing in the street. I think he finally cleared his CA exam!
My self-care is just knowing there's a bag of unopened double stuffed Oreos hidden in the pantry!
The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream!
Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
I do not trip over things...
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I just perform random gravity checks!
When the weather's sticky in summer, I feel glue-me!
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