I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake!
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway?
#Crypto
Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:
Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!
A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free?
Baker: No, it costs money!
What do you call two guys hanging from your window?
Curt and Rod!
Before Surgery:
Patient: Are you nervous?
Doctor: Yes.
Patient: Is this your first time?
Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before!
I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck.
But at least now I can look back and laugh!
My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry!
Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done.
~ A tired housewife
My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.
I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago!
