Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people!
Rely on the teachings, not on the person.
Rely on the meaning, not on the words.
Rely on the real-life, not on the dreams.
Rely on the wisdom, not on the mind inside.
~ Buddha
Happy Buddha Purnima!
Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam!
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada!
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim!
Happy Buddha Purnima!
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!
My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!
Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
Husband: Wait. I can change!
Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
Pappu: Brochure!
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He is in for a rude awakening!
Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have...
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...a duel meaning!
I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!
