Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun.
With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun!
Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t!
Marriage is all about 'give and take'. My wife gives me advice and I take it!
At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!
China released COVID in India. We should release Radhe in China. Eent Ka Jawaab Patthar!
MET - Cyclone is coming, please be safe! Mumbaikars - Bhai Already Ghar Pe Hain Ab Kya Bathroom Mein Chup Jayein!
Did you know that before crowbars were invented... Crows mostly drank alone!
In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas. Rest is all a myth!
Grocery shopping with my wife is just her repeatedly telling me to keep the items I took back to the shelf!
It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it!
