What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?
Most people think failure is the opposite of success;
But they don't realize that failure is a required ingredient in the creation of success!
Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!
Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!
What starts with the letter 'T', is filled with 'T' and ends in 'T'?
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What is it?
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24!
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same.
Take away my last letter, I still sound the same.
Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same.
I am a five letter word.
What am I?
Don't lose your mind in success;
And don't lose your heart in failure!
I am a word of five letters!
People eat me. I am available in 2 colours.
If you remove my 1 letter, I'll be a form of crime.
If you remove my first 2 letters I'll be name of animal.
If you remove my first 4. letters, I'm a vowel!
What am I?



